And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
the liver wants what the liver wants
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
