dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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