It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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