he shaved USA in his pubs
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He felt like a one man threesome
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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