Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
