I am full of burrito and curiosity
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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