happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
This baby is an asshole
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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