I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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