I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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