at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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