okay pat passed out under dana's car
one two three fourrrrnication!
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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