kristin has been a bad kristin
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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