Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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