Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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