Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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