First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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