Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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