god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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