We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Randomize
