idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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