I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
She's just so happy...and so naked.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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