Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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