how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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