I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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