Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
