talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
are you so shy because you have an std?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'm really busy with my period
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