Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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