God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I wear drunk well.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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