She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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