We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Randomize
