Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
it's like iHOP with fire
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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