It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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