We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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