I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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