i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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