Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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