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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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