I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm getting married
To pizza
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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