your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
