Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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