It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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