Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Too much gin, very little bucket
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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