This house was built for laser tag.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
