how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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