So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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