If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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