Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
cat food counts as protein by the way
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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