I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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