Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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