So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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